1) Get a bottle or two of mineral water. Still and most definitely NOT sparkling. Room temperature only, please. I prefer Evian, but any mineral water would do.
2) Strip yourself naked. While standing up, use one hand to ‘position’ the bottle cap area to your ass. If you can put the opening up your hole, the better. You don’t want water to spill all over the place.
3) Squirt as MUCH water inside your ass as possible — squirt long and hard — you don’t want to do tiny squirts because you want the water to reach way deep where the sun doesn’t shine. Be careful ***NOT*** to squirt dirty water back into the bottle.
4) Keep the water inside your ass. Count 1 to 20. Hold it. Hold it in. Hold it all in like a mother protecting her child.
5) Jump a few times. Yes. Jump… then purge everything in the toilet bowl as if you’re taking a shit.
6) Repeat steps 3 to 5 until the water that comes out of your ass is ***crystal clear***. Be sure to PURGE everything. You so don’t want to fart nasty crap when someone is giving you a rim job. Eeew! Que horror!
7) Wait a few minutes, relax, DRINK A GLASS OF WINE, etc.
Wash your ass with soap and water.
And there you have it. Your ass is good to go, and you can now star in your gangbang creampie video. You can even let guys felch you. It’s fun!
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